01/10/2024
I came home from work and was surprised to find my very shy wife reclining on the couch wearing nothing but a wicked smile.
I told her to hurry up and get dressed - my poker buddies will be here soon
She told me she's too tired to go upstairs to put something on. I'll just stay like this, unless you think your friends will be offended. What do you think? I tried to respond, but the only thing that came out of my mouth was "homina homina homina ..."
She: "Is that a yes?"
Me: "homina homina homina ..."
Well, she never did make it upstairs to put something on - I guess she was just too tired, the poor thing. Because she was so tired, my (formerly) very shy wife stayed that way all night - and she even acted as our bartender & server "dressed" like that (wait - I thought she was tired??)
(And by the way, my friends were definitely NOT offended!)