08/06/2022
The wife and I live in a pretty secluded area surrounded by trees and know neighbors for mile. We both work so when it comes to the weekend we really enjoy relaxing by our pool.
I had some yard work to do so I told my wife to go ahead a start to relax with out me and I would join her after I got the yard work done.
While I was doing the yard I saw a beat up old junk car in our field next to our yard . And the thought of my buddy who ask me about it awhile back. So I took out my phone and called him.
He said he would be there in about 30 mins I said prefect. And went back to doing my yard work. When I got done I went in to take a shower. After I got done with my shower I heard a loud 'oh my god' and heard the sound of running across our deck.
I went into the kitchen to see what was going on and to my surprise. Saw my wife hurrying to get into the house threw our skidding glass doors she was completely naked.
She was running so fast she ran into our sledding doors and fell backward onto the deck, her 44dds were just a bouncing away. I hurried out to help her and said sorry I guess I should of told you that he was coming by.
She just looked at me and said yes that would of been nice dam it I then looked over at my friend a said Oppys we just laughed about it and said would you like a beer he said sure so we went into the house and got our beers.
After a few minutes my wife appeared fully dressed and red from embarrassment my friend said do not worry you have nothing to be embarrassed about and we all just busted out laughing .