25/05/2022
But it actually happened.
My doctor scheduled me for a colonoscopy. So, I did the prep with the lime flavored battery acid they use, and arrived at the hospital right on time.
Upon being ushered into the little room, here sat a tiny little woman in a nurse's uniform, she was young and very pretty.
She told me to remove all of my lower clothing, since it was just a lower exam and no need to put me under, then lie on my side on the table. I waited for her to leave, but she just sat there.
I finally asked her if she meant right here, she smiled and nodded, so I removed my jeans and my briefs, embarrassed because the situation was causing me to erect.
Hell, here sat a pretty young woman watching me take off my pants.
The thing was betraying me, it just kept growing even though I was trying mentally to not erect.
"That won't do, the doctor wants you calm and relaxed, he is a little homophobic." She told me with a titter.
"Here, sit up please." She asked as she slipped on a latex glove, so I did.
She reached out and grasped my erection and rather quickly relieved me, grabbing some tissues to wipe me up.
She used an odd technique, stroke and squeeze, over and over, the climax was incredible.
"There you go." She tittered again. "You really do have a nice one." She smiled sweetly.
Then she stepped to the door, said something to the doctor, he came in and did the exam, no cancer, just a small fissure which he somehow closed, I never felt that at all but it smelled like something burning.
I got dressed, on the way out, there was a much older receptionist sitting there.
She gave me a big smile and told me she hoped I enjoyed the procedure. I know, no one believes that, not in a medical setting, but I actually got a happy ending in a medical facility in prep for a colonoscopy.