22/11/2007
Every Friday night for the past six years four of us couples get together for a game of poker. Men and women play and sometimes a lot of money changes hands. This one Friday night it was getting late in the night and I hadn't won too many hands needless to say when a good hand started to come my way.
Since there were eight of us playing we always used two decks and played jokers wild. The first three cards are face down then we bet. The next card is face up then we bet again. The next card is face up and we also bet. That's when the story starts to get interesting.
I was down to my last fifty dollars and that was what the bet was so I throw it in. I had already drawn a queen high straight flush with the first five cards and I just knew I was going to win. The next card is dealt face up and the betting starts again. My wife Sandra and Lois folds running out of money leaving six of us to bet. When it gets back to my time I do not have any money left so I try to get them to give me credit. No credit in poker Tom says you'll have to just fold if you can't bet. That's when Julie says I've always liked that outfit Sandra has on.
I tell you what I will do. I'll put the money in for this round, but if you lose I get all of Sandra's clothes and yours too and you have to give them to me before you leave. If you win you can give me the money back. I looked over at my wife and said what do you think? She walks over and looks at my cards. No one had gotten a hand that good all night so she says go for it since this was also the biggest pot of the night. So I bet. Sam says this is the last card and it will be face down. I realize that I had to come up with something else to bet this time or we would be without clothes.
The cards are dealt and the betting starts. When it gets around to me it's up to two hundred dollars. I asked Julie if she was going to back me this time also. Out of money she says as she folds. I will back you this time Tom says, but if you loose you and Sandra have to be our slaves for forty eight hours. You have to do anything we say no matter what. I look over to Sandra and say what do you think honey. She comes over and looks at my hand one more time and then at the money in the pot and again says go for it. So the bet was made. Sam says what do you have Jim worth betting all you bet on. So I lay down the queen high straight flush and smile real big. Looks like I finally win a hand. Not so quick Tom says. I also have a straight flush but mine starts with a king.
My wife screams oh no what are we going to do? Julie says you can start by giving me that outfit I won. My wife says she will bring it to her tomorrow. That wasn't the bet, Julie and Tom says so pay up. You too Jim pay up. So me and my wife start to remove our clothes and give them to Julie. We were standing there in our underwear starting to leave when Julie says are you not forgetting something? Sandra says what? You bet all your clothes. You mean everything, Sandra says. Come on give them up Tom says and then we can discuss the next part of your bet. So we give over the rest of our clothes. We were both standing there stark naked in front of everybody. Now lets talk about the next part of your bet Tom says. It will start next Friday at six o-clock.
We will send Tim and Mary over to your house to pick you up. Make sure you are completely naked like you are now because you won't need any clothes next weekend. That's for sure Julie says and winks at everybody. Remember if you don't pay up we won't have anything to do with you all again.
The next Friday rolls around quickly. At six o-clock Tim and Mary knock on our door. And as ordered my wife and I was standing there naked. Are you two ready Tim says. Lets be going the others are waiting. As we start to leave I notice Tim is driving his convertible and he has the top down.
My wife starts to object but Tim says a bet is a bet. So me and my wife get in the back naked as can be. Seems like it took forever to ride the two miles to Tom and Julies house. When we arrived we had to walk up the sidewalk with about ten people standing there looking at us. My wife whispers in my ear that she was sort of excited by this. To tell the truth so was I.
When we get in Julie greets us and says since we always play poker on Friday nights this was going to be no different. The one thing different was that we was not going to play for money. Tonight was going to be strip poker night.
What do you mean my wife says we don't have any clothes on. Here are the rules Julie says. The six of us bet our clothes, you and Jim bet your hair. Since Jim has a lot of body hair I suspect he will lose a lot first. If you and Sandra get one of us naked before you loose all your hair then the slave bet is off. But you loose all your hair or give up then the bet is still on and you have to do whatever we say till Sunday at six o-clock. You got to be kidding I said. Not at all Tom says.
So Julie brings out the scissors and electric barber razor. Also soap and a straight razor. Shall we began. We will play five card nothing wild. There will be only one winning hand. The rest have to take off something. Jim and Sandra have two legs, two pubic patches, Jim's chest, two underarms, four arms, and two heads, that adds up to six items counting pairs as one bet. All of us have to have on six items of clothes Julie says. So they got ready and the game begins.