06/08/2016
We were visiting some old friends the other day and were having a good time recalling some of the antics we used to pull in our youth. Nothing was too off the wall for us. Our hosts Ryan and Lindahave been friends since the 70s and Ryan used to play guitar in a band (still does) They didn't have a name for the band (they were just a garage band) One summer at a local private campground they organized a tribute to Woodstock and had n amateur band contest. The prize was $500. Ryan and his band decided to enter....the first line on the entry form was NAME OF BAND...... They all looked kind of blankly at each other and the drummer said "We've only ever thought about one name....let's go with it!!.......NAKED LOVE" "Yeah, What the Fuck let's put it down on the form. As the concert got nearer word got out that there was almosttwenty bands signed up. The day of the concert, the final number of entries was twenty six. They said they would split it up and make it a two day deal Thirteen bands each day. The order of appearance was posted. Ryan's band was 22nd at 6 pm the second day.
We all went and camped out for the whole concert and there were some good amateur bands. The 12th band entered came on at 9 pm the first night. It was an all girl band Called "BARE BOOBIES" and the three girls (2 guitarists and a drummer) played topless. They got a loud ovation when they were finished. The rest of the night and the next day we were all bugging Ryan and his band that they should live up to their band's name and go on stage naked. They kept saying no way but after plying them with a number of joints they actually did it. They didn' win the $500 but neither did BARE BOOBIES.
We had a good laugh over that one. It was getting near dinner time and Linda said we should order pizza and we all agreed. Then my wife says. "Hey remember that time we were all stoned and ordered pizza? Somebody dared me to answer the door naked when the delivery guy came. That was fun!" Ryan said "I thought the other part was funnier" She said, "What other part?" He said, "You don't remember what you did to the delivery guy?" She said, "NO.....I didn't do something nasty to him did I?" "Depends on what you mean by nasty" She said, "I didn't fuck him did I?" Ryan said, "No, but you made him take the money out of your pussy" She yelled, "NOOOO....Did I!? I must have been really stoned. You're kidding me I really didn't do that did I?" He said, "You did" She started laughing and said "Who's gonna answer the door tonight?" WE all laughed and said she should do an encore but she said no pizza guy wants to see an old lady naked.