06/09/2007
i went to a college reunion and was standing around a a party with some frat brothers when this beautiful women walks up to me and began so stare at me with pure hate in her eyes.with no exageration,this women was prettier than hale berry with a much better body to boot.as she edged up to me,my frat brothers beagn to look at me as if i was about to get lucky.the women asked me did i know who she was and when i said no i did not, what happened next was nothing i could have ever predicted in my wildest imagination.she reached back....way way back to mississippi alabama south east texas and pimped slapped my ass to the next holiday season.it was as if thunder and lightening had rang out and time had frozen in its place.the whole place just went silent,it even seemed like the music stopped playing.it took me about 30 seconds to realise what happened. i was just standing there with my ears ringing feling the sting.some of my frat brothers stepped in between my self and this beautiful women as i began to recover my senses and respond.she continued to quiz me as to who she was and for the life of me i did not know,the only reason i did not completely lose it is beause i was so sirprised and i thought my frat brothers had played a cruel joke on me.i was trying to close the distance between us as to get to the bottom of this madness when she said"you had the nerve not to remember me after you did what you did to me".she then screamed out her name and then watched for my reaction....it took a minute but i was able to recall a long time ago i had invited this nerdy freshman to my apartment.when she refused to put out,i became angry and put her out of my pad with just he jeans,shoes and t shirt.she walked a mile back to her dorm with the temperature hovering at about zero degrees.when she got there the doors were locked because the freshman dorm where she lived had a curfew..........well,when she blurted out all the gory details of how she had to wait for a hour to get in out of the cold, i quickly remembered who she was and forgave her.she had realy grown up quite a bit and miraculously gotten very beautiful.it had been about 7 years since i had last seen her and she had gone from a bout a 3 on a ten scale to a very perfect 10. i mean she wa so pretty,i was sirprised to know that she was a biologist enstead of a famous hollywood film star....anyways...we found a quite corner where we i was able to lie about how sorry i was.she forgave me and invited me over her house.i begged her to make love to me and she did... i guess that hard smack realy got my juices flowing.my frat brothers also cliamed that she was one of the most beautiful women they ever saw........end of story
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