22/09/2015
I was out in my yard cleaning up an RV I am trying to sell when I ran out of bleach. Not wanting to waste time going to the store, I went next door to my neighbor who is still a pretty good looking sexy woman in her early 70's. I am in my late 60's. I rang the doorbell. She opened the door and asked me what was up. I told her what I was doing and could I borrow some bleach. She looked at me and giggled saying, "Right, like the old 'Can I borrow a cup of sugar' ploy trying to get into the neighbor's pants." I laughed out loud and said, "Yeah, that'd be nice, but I gotta get the RV cleaned up first!" She got me her jug of bleach and I went back to work. About 15 minutes later. I'm cleaning the bathroom in the RV when I feel someone come up the steps and her voice call out," I came to give you a hand, so you can pay me back for the bleach." I thought, "WTF?" I turned out of the bathroom and there she stood, naked, at the doorway. This time,I said it out loud,"WHAT THE FUCK?" She giggled and said, "You said it would be nice, and I thought it would be nice too, so here I am." Needless to say, not much more cleaning got done that day.