15/06/2007
I remember taking a GF (who was a dancer at another club) to the club where my ex-wife used to work. When we got there, a beautiful Philipino friend of mine was onstage, so we sat in the front row. My friend (let's call her 'Asia') soon had my GF's skirt up, her legs spread, and was trying to remove her thong. Unfortunately, my GF had put her garter on over her thong, so Asia had to be content with pulling my GF's panties to one side and rubbing her pussy. (Hey, they were playing Lords of Acid's "Show Me Your Pussy," so what else could she do?)
After the set, we bought a private dance from Asia. We went back to one of the booths, where I sat in the customer's seat and my GF sat in the seat the dancer would use if she was putting on a toy show. Asia stripped nude and alternated between us, letting us each touch her body as she rubbed against us. Towards the end of the song, as she was seated in my lap, she leaned forward and ran her hands beneath my GF's skirt. My GF slid back in her chair and thrust her pussy toward Asia. As Asia ground her lovely bare ass against my dick, she fingered my GF's clit until she came.
After we took a breather, we decided to buy a dance from a gorgeous busty blonde who went by the name of 'Farrah.' Again we sat at opposite ends of the booth, and again the dancer alternated between us. Farrah wasn't as forward as Asia, though; in fact, she seemed a bit nervous to be giving my GF a lapdance in front of me. My GF saw this and decided to make the dancer even more uncomfortable, running her hands along the inside of Farrah's thighs, trying to see how much she could get away with. What really blew Farrah's mind, though, occurred during one of my turns at getting lapped. As I sat back with this gorgeous, naked blonde grinding against me, my GF lifted her skirt, pulled her panties away from her pussy, and proceeded to make herself come while watching the two of us...
My GF later worked for a while at this same club, but her most outrageous exploits didn't happen until she was out of the business and working as a journalist. Since she was able to meet a number of the feature dancers through the magazine, when we went to see them perform, they would inevitably drag her onto the stage.
Little did they know what they were about to get into, for the moment my GF got on stage, she took that as carte blanche to strip down and do whatever she wanted. Before long I had watched her go down on Shayla Laveaux and Sunset Thomas, as well as get *this* close to orgasm onstage with Alicia Klass's tongue deep inside her pussy. The most outrageous time, though, was when she made Nina Hartley come onstage, after Nina made the mistake of handing my GF a dildo and asking her to use it on her...
Matt
P.S. Of course, there was also the time my [not-yet-ex-]wife and I went to the Mitchell Brothers' Theatre. We were still living in DC at that time, but we visited SF whenever we could. On our previous trip, she had worn a white stretch miniskirt with a matching halter top and 5" heels -- and she ended the evening in the Copenhagen Room nude from the waist down and with two naked dancers astride her, one running her hands under the halter while the other teasingly held a vibrator against my wife's shaved pussy.
This time, she wore a short green dress with a plunging neckline, black thigh-highs, and *6"* heels. She was hoping for a repeat performance -- but she never dared imagine things would turn out as they did: She would spend two entire 30-minute sets nearly nude, the top of her dress open to her waist and the hem pulled up above her hips. Furthermore, while the previous visit's dancers waited until the rest of the customers were gone before lifting my wife's skirt, the ones this time *opened* their show by stripping her nude -- and then left her sitting among the other customers with breasts and pussy bare while they circled the room, selling lap dances.
However, these are tiny, insignificant changes compared to the third and final difference: After the pair had sold as many dances as they could, they returned to my wife for the remainder of their set. As the other customers watched in disbelief, one dancer leaned over to suck and kiss my wife's nipples, reaching back occasionally to rub my crotch... while the other slipped to the floor between my wife's legs and proceeded to spend the next 15 minutes eating her out.
Needless to say, I was dumbfounded. For the first few minutes I expected the room manager to come in and break things up -- until I realized he had already come in... and immediately commandeered the seat with the best view. Surprisingly enough, at the end of the set the dancers asked us to stay for their last show of the evening; not so surprisingly, we agreed.
There were a few differences the second time around. For one, as soon as the door to the room closed my wife pulled down her top and pulled up her skirt, turning her dress into a belt. Leaning back, she spread her legs, so the other customers could direct their flashlights -- trademark of the Copenhagen Room -- at her clean-shaven and pierced pussy.
For another, the dancers didn't even bother trying to sell a lap dance during this set; instead, as soon as they were done with the simulated lesbian sex that opens the show, they immediately jumped into *real* lesbian sex with my wife. For the next half hour she was the center of attention -- not only of an all-girl threesome but of a dozen or two incredibly horny guys who stared transfixed as she was licked and fingered to orgasm.
Looking back, I suspect that might have been the night she decided to quit her job as a systems engineer and become an exotic dancer...
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Matt