21/11/2006
My girlfriend and I went on holiday and visited a nude beach. While we were there she dared me to walk half a mile or so along the beach and back naked. (which is another story in itself). Never one to refuse a dare I did it. And while I was walking around naked in front of hundreds of people my girlfriend was taking photos of me..
A couple of months after we got back my girlfriend had her friends round for a girly afternoon in. I went to the pub with a mate. During the afternoon, after a few drinks, my GF showed her mates the naked pictures. When I got back (pretty drunk myself to be honest) they were very drunk and giggly. One of her mates mentioned something about me running about naked and I made some joke about it. But then a second and third started talking about my naked adventure on holiday, then started talking about the pictures I began to realise they’d seen them! I was pretty embarrassed but there was nothing I could do about it, so I tried to laugh it off.
Then someone suggested I should ‘do it live’ by stripping and running round the garden. (We have a huge garden, over 150 feet long.) I was still embarrassed, so tried to laugh off this suggestion, but soon all of the girls were demanding I strip, and saying that if I didn’t do it by choice they’d do it for me. My biggest mistake was to call their bluff. I said if they could catch me and get my clothes off, then I’d streak round the garden. Of course it took them less than a minute to catch me and strip me!
I never back down on a dare or a bet, so I had no choice but to streak round the garden. They all insisted on coming out to watch so I was stood around naked outside for what seemed like ages. Then they sent me running around the garden 3 or 4 times while they laughed and cheered. Just to top it off, they locked me out and told me I could only come in if I promised not to get dressed again that night. So I spent the rest of the evening serving drinks and food naked. My girlfriend and some of her friends still have phone camera video and pictures somewhere!
Poster:
Stage Fright