02/04/2012
Heres another true story of my real life sexual experiences, encounters, romps and often funny and embarrassing misadventures. About 10 years ago I was spending a two week vacation at my grandparent's old little log cabin (summer/vacation home) all alone one summer out in the country up in the Pocono mountains of Pennsylvania. My grandparents only go during winter time for the snow because the warm fire place and wood stove in the little cabin keeps nice and toasty despite the cold but cant tolerate the hot summer heat and humid weather up there because they dont have aircondition in the cabin. So I knew i'd have the place to myself and had planned like wise. I took one backpack with only snacks and food for the 2weeks and one suit case with just a towel, soap, t.p., etc. No clothes but what I wore on my back when I drove up that weekend(shorts,t-shirt,hoody and a pair of flip flops) and the only other things in it that I had packed was my xxx porno ficks, magazines, penis pump, fleshlite, lubes, condems (just brought to masturbate with em on) and my penis measure tape etc. Yes I had prepared for some serious quality alone/me time as usual. I had planned to stay naked the whole time to enjoy myself and my body outdoors in nature on their huge 10acre property with a small little lake and fishing hole with a canoe and a huge gazeebo on the lake with 2 swinging hamocks. Well, what I did not know how ever was that my grandparents shared the lake now and sold half the property (5acres) to a 45yo divorced jewish lady named Esther. She lived there all year around and was also paid to look after my grandparents cabin and care take the property for them as well. Well, now u see where this is going. That evening I arrived I immediately stripped naked and got down with my bad self as I had planned and had anticipated doing all week long and masturbated like a mad man till I fell asleep late that night. The next morning was my huge, unexpected rude and humilating awakening that embarrassed me so bad at the moment it happened it still makes me laugh at myself to this day when I look back on it now. I was passed out completely naked after my long night of serious jacking off and self pleasuring with both my hands, toys, flicks, magazines, condems and a now half empty bottle of irish whiskey I had drank that night. Sprawled out on the pull out couch bed spread eagle on my back no covers on fully exposed in all my naked glory for the whole world to see all 2.5in of my soft flaccid shrunken little penis tucked away hiding its little head in the fore skin of my circumcised dick like a turtle in it's shell along with my fiery red neatly trimmed pubes and always smoothly shaved balls as well. I was surrounded by xxx mags, dvds, penis pump, fleshlight etc. when I got caught red handed surrounded by undeniable solid evidence as described just now as Esther saw my pickup truck that morning parked out front and came to see who was here. She later told me she knocked on back door loudly a few times as she called out hello, anyone here? Who's here? hello before she opened the door and walked in thru kitchen and into living room where she saw me and was totally shocked and surprised to see what she saw. She again said loudly hello are you ok whats going on here who are you im going to call police if you dont answer me. At that moment I heard her talking to me and realized I wasnt dreaming this like I thought at first and I opened my eyes and saw her standing in kitchen doorway looking at me and for a couple of seconds still half asleep I forgot that I was naked and what I had been doing all night long and what was all around me in the open plain as day. When I came to I sat up and said im joeseph the Potter's grandson, im so sorry I didnt know anyone else was up here I thought I was all alone im so embarrassed I dont know what to do. Than I asked who are you? Long story short she stood there talking to me and staring at my little penis the whole time for what seemed to me about 10min or so as I got up and cleaned up all my "stuff" while apologizing and expressing my shame and humilation and unable to find my clothes to get dressed right away and when I finally did she left back to her place and within less than 10mins after that I was gone like the wind, got my things jumped in my truck and went back home hoping to god that she wouldnt say anything about what happened to my grandparents like I had begged her not to.lol. Unoitssmall@gmail.com