20/02/2007
One night my wife was joking around and said "hurry up and put that tiny cock in me." I said, "tiny,.. I'm at least six inches!" She said, "yeah right.... how do you know?" I told her that I had measured it when I was younger. I then told her to go get a ruler. She said no, that it was plenty big enough for her. Now my pride was on the line and I asked her to get a toilet paper roll for a test. I told her that the paper roll was 4.5 inches and would be a good way to measure my size quickly. She laughed and went into the bathroom. She returned and said, "lets see it." I removed my underwear and she stroked a couple of times to ensure that it was erect.(it was) She put the roll on the end of my cock and slid it down. Then busted out laughing. The damn thing didn't even stick out the other end. Seriously, it lacked about a 1/2 an inch from the top. She was laughing hysterically, I was embarrased. She said, "you did it to yourself, it wasn't my idea. I wasn't through. My manhood was on the line now, so I went and retrieved a tape measure. I told her to try this. It was the only way to get an accurate measurement. She said, "are you sure you want to do this?" I said, "go ahead." She did and busted out in laughter again. It measured 4.25 inches, fully erect. Now I was humiliated. She tried to make it better by saying that it was plenty big for her. The next week her sister was over the house eating dinner with us. While we were cooking, my wife and I got into a little play fight. She said, "you better get back or I will kick you in your little thing!" Her sister, who is 23 and drop dead beautiful, started laughing hysterically. I had to come up with a comeback. I said, "little thing,... my 8 inches is enough for you." She came back and said, "8 inches, bull crap, it's more like 4 inches." Her sister again laughed uncontrolably. I said, "4 inches, how would you say something like that?" And then she said it, "because I have measured it, and it's barely over 4 inches." I could say nothing. Her sister looked at me with wide eyes and an open mouth. She then laughed hysterically. She said to my wife, "you got to be kidding, it couldn't be that small?" She said,"oh believe me, we checked, it won't even fit out the end of a toilet paper roll." They both laughed out loud. I was humiliated beyond all belief. But it gets worse. My sister-in-law brought it up again in front of several of their friends and I found out about it later when I walked in and they all started laughing. One of them said, "how is it hanging?" Sister said, "about 4 inches." They all laughed hysterically. Now all my wifes friends and girls in the family know that I am hung like a mouse. My sister-in-law loves to make the small gesture when she sees me. She loves to see my face get red. She will come pat me on the head and say, "it will be alright little boy, I'm sure your wife loves you." then laugh out loud.