05/04/2010
Cindy and I were sitting around one night a couple of weeks ago, me reading some literature from a resort we were thinking about having a vacation at and Cindy was checking out some stuff on line. She says, "Hey, Dan, this sounds interesting, have a look." I went and sat beside her as she brought up an ad in an on line adult magazine. It read."HEY, SWINGERS!,THERE'S A NEW GAME IN TOWN!......A SWINGER'S CLUB MUCH LIKE ANY OTHER....WITH A LITTLE DIFFERENT TWIST TO IT....INTERESTED?......CONTACT "TOP TEN"@(XXX)XXX-XXXX. I looked at her and said,"I know you're gonna call them just to find out what's up...so go ahead." We hadn't had any club fun since "EL EXOTICA"burned down at New Years. It never reopened.
Cindy talked to someone at the number listed and said that they were sending an application to our email. A few minutes later,it was there. I printed a copy and we read it together.
"HEY SWINGERS,WE HAVE BEEN PUTTING THIS TOGETHER FOR A WHILE AND NOW WE ARE READY TO GO. WE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL VENUE IN THE COUNTRY (VERY PRIVATE) WITH ALL THE AMENITIES, INCLUDING AN OUTDOOR SWIMMING POOL WITH A HUGE DECK, 2 HOT TUBS, SOME OUTDOOR "PLAY" AREAS, SEVERAL "PLAY" ROOMS, (PRIVATE AND "OPEN") A BAR, IN HOME THEATER, SHOWER FACILITIES AND MUCH MORE. IF YOU ARE AN INTERESTED COUPLE, FILL OUT AND SUBMIT OUR APPLICATION."
We brought up the form on the computer:
HER NAME....
HIS NAME....
HER AGE.....
HIS AGE.....
YOU GET THE IDEA.. ALL THE STANDARD QUESTIONS...UNTIL THE LAST ONE....
IF YOU ARE VERY OPEN-MINDED WITH AN ANYTHING GOES ATTITUDE....ADD A NUDE PHOTO OF YOURSELVES AND CLICK ON "SUBMIT" YOU WILL BE CONTACTED.
We read it over a couple of times and I asked what she thought.She smiled and said, "let's give it a try, sounds like a perfect "DARE." we filled the blanks and browsed a photo and submitted.An hour later, the phone rang. It was from "TOP TEN" owner, Larry inviting us to a private tour of the "PLAY HOUSE" the following evening. We arrived and it was all that had been described. Larry asked what we thought. We really liked it! He said, "OK....we have 25 couples that are the founders and now we are adding new members, You are invited to join, bring a very open mind next Saturday at 8 pm and your "TOP TEN" membership will be completed. Do not tell anyone until you are full members, the reasons will be revealed to you on Saturday, so..see you then?"
We arrived at 7:55 pm and were ushered into the main room where there were about 20 couples watching as we were led toward a curtained off area at one end. Larry said,"EVERYBODY..this is Cindy and Dan who are ready for "TOP TEN" membership.He turned to us and said, "The reason we are secretive is the "TWIST" which we don't want potential members to know about until they are where you are now. So, let's begin....EVERYBODY.REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHING!" When we were all naked,Larry asked who had drawn numbers for tonight's "TOP TEN", at which point ten men and ten ladies stepped forward. Larry said, "OK..Cindy, Dan....each of you will have sex with the "TOP TEN" and you will become "TOP TEN" members. He turned and drew the curtains revealing two beds where we were to complete our application. I looked at Cindy, who smiled back, licked her lips and laid spread eagle on the bed and said,"LET'S GO!" During the next half hour or so, we each enjoyed our "TOP TEN" initiation. We then "played" with several other couples until we left at 2 am. It looks like we found a new place to replace "EL EXOTICA." Now we have to get the rest of our group into "TOP TEN."
Poster:
DIRTY DOG