23/03/2010
Cindy and I were visiting her mother last Saturday evening and things were going quite well until "Mom" asked if we wanted to play some cards. I asked her what card game did she want to play. She said,"Strip Poker!" I made a mistake and responded with, "Boring!" She said,"What's so boring about that?" I said,"Play a hand, lose, take off something.When everybody is naked, you get dressed again. Boring!" She said,"When did getting naked get boring?-tell you what-let's play for something really interesting other than pieces of clothing." "Like what?"I said.She said. "Loser has to do whatever the other players want.I'm sure Cindy and me can think of something for you to do that won't be "BORING" "What makes you think I'm gonna lose?, and if you lose, Cindy and me will think of something really wild for you to do!" At that point, Cindy says,"Whoa!,I'm going to bow out on this one! I'll play strip poker with you two, but you can fight it out about what the loser is going to do. If I lose, I'll do whatever you two want I'm not taking sides." "Oooooh!, that's even better, now I can make Dan do something outrageous!" I said, "I haven't lost yet and I'm not going to lose, so, let's get going!"
It was a typical strip poker game.It was sort of boring until we were down to the final hand. Cindy was clearly not going to be the loser as she still was in her panties and bra. "Mom" and I both had our underwear left.We were glaring at each other as Cindy dealt the cards.I carefully turned my cards and guess what?---three 2's and a pair of 8's---FULL HOUSE! I looked over at "Mom". She had a shit eating grin on her face which told me she must have some good cards. Cindy asked if we wanted cards. I said,"Stay!" "Mom" took one and Cindy took two. The moment was here, someone was going to be the big loser! "Mom" turned her cards up.....three Queens and....a 4 and the other 2. Cindy had a nothing hand and I gave a whoop as I showed them my hand. "I win!" Cindy and "Mom" each removed one more piece of clothing. Cindy and I still had our undies and "Mom" was naked! She glared at me and said, "Alright, turkey, what do I have to do to pay for losing?" I thought for a few moments and said,"I want you to go down to the swimming pool, naked, and swim one lap of the pool.She replied, "No problem! let's go!" I said hold on, I'm not finished........(if you are familiar with "Mom", you know she lives in an over 45 apartment block).....you will go at high noon next Tuesday!...and you will put a notice on the bulletin board explaining that you lost at cards an have do go skinny dipping as payment and that everybody in the building is invited to watch. She said,"ARE YOU NUTS? THAT'S PRETTY HARSH! WHAT IF I SAY I'M NOT PAYING?" "I can think of a lot nastier things for you to do. Since you were so sure you were going to win this one, I'm not being that tough on you." She said,"A bet is a bet, so I'll do it! but look out next time, Buster!"
Today was spectacular! We went poolside a few minutes before noon and there were about 50 people around the pool an several more watching from their balconies when "Mom" came strolling out the door from her wing of the building, TOTALLY NAKED, and walked to the edge of the pool and jumped in. She swam a lap, got out and walked back through the door as the crowd clapped and cheered. I might want to think about making any bets with "Mom" for the next while 'cause she's probably already scheming how to get even with me!
Poster:
DIRTY DOG