23/02/2010
Last night around 7:30, I dropped by my buddy's house to drop off a tool I had borrowed. He was on the back porch just finishing s smoke when I walked up. He says come on in and have a beer, so I joined him and his wife in the living room. I cracked open my Miller and took a sip.Just then I heard a door open down the hallway and another one close. I knew they lived alone, so I guessed they had company. I made excuses and said I would leave. He said, "It's just our goofy kid home for a few days from college." I heard the shower running and was just starting my second beer when it shut off and The door opening again. My buddy's wife yells, "We have company!" A few seconds later, a gorgeous chick about 22 years old walks in the room, NAKED! I just about choked on my beer as I took in the magnificent sight before me. She had the most perfect body with big tits! I guess you figured out I'm a tit man. "OH! Fer Christ's sake, go put some clothes on!" "Yes dear please cover up at least when we have company." his wife said. The daughter, whom I had last seen when she was about 13, gave an indifferent snort and left the room. My buddy says, "Sorry about that, she's proclaimed that she has adopted the nudist lifestyle and figures it's OK to go parading around with no clothes on.It bugs the shit out of me, but she won't cover up for anybody. I'm sure she would go out in public like that, except she'd probably get arrested. We've told her lots of times to be more discrete, but she don't seem to care who sees her bare butt." I was gonna say something, but decided they didn't need to know about my lifestyle type either, but I'll have to borrow some more tools before the daughter returns to school.
Poster:
DIRTY DOG