06/12/2009
My wife and I were getting it on last week, but it didn't seem like she was "Into it" like she usually is. I whispered in her ear that I knew how to get her turned on real quick. "Hows that?" she said. "I've been thinking about posting some of our sexy pictures on line. Wouldn't that be a turn on?" "I don't think so!" she said. "What would you say if I told you I already did it?" "You didn't? Which ones did you post?" " The ones we took in the back yard last July." "The ones of us screwing in the middle of the lawn?" "Yup!" "You gotta be kidding! What if some one recognises us?" "No one can see our faces in the pictures." "I don't believe it! Without asking first? I gotta see this!" She got out of bed and went to the computer, sat down and said "Which site?" "REAL COUPLES/REAL SEX" I said. After she saw them, she turned and said "You should have asked first! I;m going to have to think of something for you to do as payback, but you better be prepared for a hard dare! Right now, though, you better get me back in that bed and put out the fire you just started!"
When I got home from work on Monday, she was waiting at the door and as I walked in she handed me a package with a letter attached. "What's this?" "Your punishment." I opened the letter and read: THERE ARE 10 ENVELOPES IN THE PACKAGE, EACH ONE CONTAINS AN ITEM YOU ARE TO GET. THERE IS ENOUGH MONEY IN EACH ENVELOPE TO COVER WHAT THE ITEMS COST. YOU DO THEM IN ANY ORDER YOU WANT. YOU MUST HAVE ALL THE ITEMS BY WEDNESDAY NIGHT. THE CATCH IS: YOU HAVE TO DO THEM ALL IN THE NUDE!" I thought OK how hard will that be, collecting stuff for a scavenger hunt? Then I remembered there's money involved. That means contact with other people---IN THE NUDE! What have I gotten into? I opened the package and took out the 10 envelopes.
They had something printed on the front and some money inside. They were:
$25 dollars in gasoline (receipt required)
A gallon of milk
A package of condoms
A bottle of whiskey
Hustler magazine
A Hamburger
A Car Wash receipt
A Cash Machine receipt for $20.00
A package of cigarettes
A new dildo
After reading them all, I said "You gotta be kidding!" "I'm serious!" Lots of people can see pictures of me naked on the "NET", but you're going "LIVE" on this one!" "What if I don't do it?" "Then I will post those pictures of you playing with yourself and let all your buddies know where to find them!" There was no use arguing, she was dead serious! I got going right after supper. Good thing it gets dark early--easier to hide!
I headed out (naked of course) and went clear across town where there was still a full serve gas station. I pulled up to the pump. There were no other cars there. It was lit, but not too bright. I saw the attendant head out from the office. It was a woman! She was about my age. She came to the window and when she saw I was naked, she said "What the Hell are you up to?" I told her about the dare and she said,"OK I'll put your gas in, but you get out of the car and stand beside me when I do. That'll be a bonus for your wife. She had a funny look in her eyes. I said I came for full service so I didn't have to get out. She said "GET OUT or GET GOING!" I reluctantly got out and stood there as she put the gas in. Only one car went by on the road. When she was done, I gave her the money. she reached down and gave my cock a good squeeze and said "Thanks a lot, My friends won't believe this until I show them the surveillance video!" I jumped in and took off!
I figured I would go to the car wash next. That was simple1 I pulled in gave my money to the startled attendant, got my receipt, backed out and drove off!
Next I figured the hamburger was going to be quick and easy. I pulled into the drive through lane at BURGER KING. It was right after dinner, so nobody else was in line. I drove up to the order window which seemed higher than I remember, The girl at the window was about 21 and her eyes popped when she saw me sitting there naked.She didn't say anything so I just said "ONE HAMBURGER PLEASE!" and handed her the money. She said "move to the next window please." As I rolled away, i heard her say "HEY GUYS! CHECK OUT THE NEXT CAR IN LINE THE GUY'S NAKED!" When I got to the next window, there were 3 younger girls and a middle aged woman staring at me! "THANK YOU AND COME AGAIN" one of them said as she handed me a bag with the burger inside. I drove off!
I drove around a while figuring out my next move.After thinking about it, I drove out of town toward a convenience store I knew in a quiet area on the highway. After parking, I got out and entered the store, and stepped up to the counter. "CAN I HE....." As the woman looked up from her newspaper, she said" BEAT IT YOU PERVERT BEFORE I PHONE THE COPS!" I explained about the dare from my wife and she softened up. "OK, GET WHAT YOU NEED AND GO BEFORE SOMEONE SEES YOU! I ran around the store grabbing my jug of milk,a bottle of whisky,a Hustler mag,and some smokes. "You got any condoms?" "NOW I KNOW YOU'RE A PERV GET GOING! NOW! I paid her and took off like a shot!
I felt pretty smug being able to knock 4 things off my list at one stop, but still had 2 tough ones to go. I Drove around looking for a Drug Store that was out of the way and not busy. After realizing most were in well lit high traffic areas, I had to cheat. I waited until I spotted a guy heading toward a Pharmacy and waved him over. i explained why I was naked and why I needed a package of condoms, Would he get them for me? He laughed and said "I DON'T LIKE CHEATERS! GET 'EM YOURSELF!" and walked into the store. I was trying to figure out what to do when he came back out and walked over to my car. "THERE'S A MALE DRUGGIST AT THE BACK AND A FEMALE CASHIER UP FRONT. THE SAFES ARE AT THE END OF THE FIRST AISLE ON THE LEFT. NOBODY ELSE IN THE STORE" I thanked him and moved the car right outside the door, took a glance around, drew a deep breath and ran into the store, down the aisle, grabbed some TROJANS, ran back to the dumbfounded cashier, dropped the money on the counter and ran for the door. I set a new track record leaving the parking lot!
After calming down a bit, I only needed one more thing and glancing at my watch, noticed it was getting late and everything was closing up. Probably no chance of finishing this tonight. I headed for home. I was driving past another mall when I noticed a large flashing sign on one store 24 HOUR ADULT STORE. JACKPOT! L pulled in and noticed there was a crowd of people standing near the store. There was a sign COMMUNITY BUS STOP. Who knows when the bus is coming?. What to do? AHA!--I grabbed my cell phone and punched the number off the sign in. A sleepy voice answered "HOUSE OF JOYS" I explained my predicament and could he bring a dildo (any dildo) out and I would pay for it. He said "nuttin' doin' but go around to the back door and leave the money on top of the trash bin, then go around the block and there will be something on the bin for you" I chuckled when I got the ugliest dildo I ever saw, but I had done it! I headed for home. It was late and the wife asked where the Hell i had got to. "GETTING ALL THE STUFF YOU WANTED" I said. "ALL OF IT?" "YUP!" "I MADE IT TOO EASY!-- SHOW ME EVERYTHING!"
After she checked it all over, she said "I was thinking about you running in and out of stores naked and I got turned on so much, I decided we should do more dares,TOGETHER, I'm starting out with this...." She took off her robe revealing her magnificent body. She then removed all my clothing, took my hand and headed to the bedroom where I saw that she had set up the web cam and had the computer "on line". "HOW ABOUT DOING OUR FIRST LIVE SEX SHOW RIGHT NOW?" Needless to say, I didn't make it to work the next day.
Poster:
Dared & Scared