05/07/2009
after i broke up with my girl friend i have been feeling down lately so i have decided to go on these long walks, one day was like any other day, i finished work, had some tea and then i went down to blagdon lake, everything was normal and i decided i will just sit down at a bridge and just think about things, but then i started to get these silly dares into my head and one of them was to hang from one of the railings of the bridge and try to shimmy back to dry land, so i got to the other side of the railings and got on my knees and slowly lowered myself down until it felt like i was hanging on for my life, i started to shimmy myself along and i was doing fine until there was a post in the way so i quickly let go and got my right hand on the other side so i shimmied along some more then i got my left hand over, by now i was very tired and i thought that this was the most stupid thing ive ever done so i shouted out"ooh fuck" and let go. I was knee deep in mud and water i ran out and i had converse on so i couldn't walk in these anymore, then i thought that this would be the perfect time to just go for a walk in the nude, there was know one around it was in a forest by a lake and it was a sunday night so i got my shoe off and my jeans off and everything else, but because this was the second time i have ever done this (first time was on a main road though) i couldn't help myself and got an erection so i was walking through the forest with a penis that just wont go down then i found myself by a sign saying PRIVATE, normally you would turn back but i thought "great" and kept on going so i found a big field and walked up the hill and i found 5 people walking at my direction, now i was really nervous since i am a waiter in a local pub and i am nude on their land so hoping they didnt see me i ran back out of the field and to the safety of the forest, i walked back down the pathway and instead of going back to my clothes i went to another field but this was open so that my village and the village next to me could see this field and me but still i just lay on the ground naked for about ten minutes then i wondered off back to my clothes but before i got to my clothes i decided i would just go to a secluded part and find a good place to sit so i decided i would just masturbate in the woods. after i finished i got my clothes put them back on except for shoes and as i was walking back i thought "my mums going to kill me" and i have to do it again