05/07/2009
Cindy and me were sitting in front of the TV watching some stupid movie rerun that we've probably seen ten times when I finally had enough."Turn that fucking shit off. Why do we even bother to have cable when there's nothing to watch?" "Ooh, you're sure wound up tonight!" she said."What else is there to do?" (with a funny grin on her face as she said it). I said, "Let's go for a cruise and see if there's anything interesting going on in town". She said, "It's kinda late for anything like cruisin' the coffee shop lot or any of the other local hangouts. Tell you what, let's just go for a cruise with no place in particular to go, but let's do it NAKED!" I grinned and said,"There goes that dirty mind of yours again. I suppose we could make it interesting and take the camera along." "Yeah, that would be cool. We could take some pictures of ourselves in different places along the way, like in front of the post office or library! Let's go!" she said, as she stood and started taking off her clothes, beginning with her t-shirt. She pulled it up over her big lucious boobs and let them loose to swing freely. Already her nipples were getting hard just thinking about where we could wind up taking our pictures.A few seconds later, she slid out of her jeans and removed her panties, leaving her standing in the living room naked.I was getting the camera gear ready when she said,"Come on, Dan get those duds off and let's go!" When I got my clothes off, she was already in the attached garage and starting the car. "I'll drive, you pick the spot and have the camera ready, I feel like this is gonna be a LOT of fun." I got in and she backed out to the street and said, "Which way?" I said "Left!". She started driving and as the street lights flashed on her naked body as we drove down the road, I took a few shots.
As I was scouting for a good place, we passed by our old high school. "STOP!" I said and directed her to back up as close to the front doors as she could. I got the camera screwed to the tripod, set the timer and said "OK, let's do it!" We looked around to see if there were any cars coming, then got out, ran up the walkway , set up the tripod, pushed the shutter button and stood in front of the doors (with the name of the school in clear vue), then held hands and waited for the flash to go off. Ten seconds later, we had our first pic. We quickly gathered the camera and scrambled back in the car, not a moment before a car came around the corner. We ducked down as it went by, then drove off again.
We took pictures at the grocery store, the closed up gas station, the sporting goods store and Petsmart. We even went into the 24 hour laundromat that was unoccupied but fully lit and took a picture. We were headed back in the general direction of our house when we came upon a tavern that we sometimes drink at. She pulled onto the lot and parked at the side. "What are you doing?", I asked. "I want a picture of us in front of the bar!" "You gotta be kidding!" "What if somebody comes out?" "Then there'll be more than two people in the picture!" "You're nuts!" "Chicken? I DARE YOU!" (The D word had to come sooner or later) "OK!-dare accepted!" I got the camera ready, she drove up to the front door, we got out, set the timer and when the flash went off, we were standing there pointing up at the sign above the doors. We made a mad dash for the car and headed out onto the street just as a cop car pulled in the other entrance! That was a close enough call for us to call it a night. When we got home, we printed all the pictures and looked at our night's work several times before we wound up on the floor in the computer room fucking our brains out.
The next morning I overheard Cindy on the phone telling Jody what we did last night. She told Jody she couldn't wait to show her the pics we took and that she DARED her and Willie to outdo us. I can't wait to see what they come up with!
Poster:
DIRTY DOG