13/06/2026
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By Mr. Impish: As a younger man, I was lucky to be good-looking, funny, etc. I was not "cool," but I was lucky with women and got to be 'with' a larger number of them than many other guys in my first few years on the sex scene.
In college I got a job as a runner for a law firm. When I got the job offer, I was told that rule number one was "Do Not flirt with the paralegals". On my first day, a lady walked me around the firm and introduced me to all the employees and I was very cautious 'not' to flirt with anyone.
After I met the last employee, I thanked the woman showing me around the firm. She said, "Wait, there is one more person to meet down here". The office we approached and entered was the size of a broom closet. As she opened the door, I saw a woman sitting behind a small desk.
She was without a doubt the most beautiful and sexiest woman I had ever seen. As a guy, I admit that men tend to have a checklist of what they find attractive and sexy when they meet a woman. I immediately took inventory of this woman: 1. Large beautiful breasts, 2. Dark Hair, 3. Light complexion, 4. Short, 5. Curvy, but not fat, 6. Colored eyes (green in fact), 7. When she smiled, her entire face lit up. 8. The dress she wore enhanced her figure at every level, 9. She seemed shy yet confident. and 10. She was just F'ing HOT!
It was literally like "check, check, check, etc..." and within 1 second, I was infatuated. I got an awkward smile on my face and said "Hi, I'm Rock!". She responded "I'm Dawn". I commented on the small size of her office, she dismissed it as no big deal. I had to move on and remember not to flirt with her since she was a paralegal. An important note here is that two new runners started that day: me and a prick named Jeff.
This other guy, "Jeff," was a "cool" guy whose socks matched his tie, and he was one of these guys that ALL the girls liked and wanted to be with... and every other guy in the world hated! All of the women at the firm had agreed they liked Jeff over me—except for one: Dawn! I learned later that around the coffee machine the next day, all the girls were chatting and saying how they liked Prick Jeff...but when they asked Dawn, she said "I like the other one, Rock."
The next day, a group of us were going to lunch, and I made a point to mention it to Dawn and asked her to come along. She agreed, and that became our first 'date' so to speak. While everyone else chatted, I focused on getting to know her. The more I learned about Dawn, the deeper my infatuation grew. I was actually dating a girl at the time, and after just a couple of lunches with Dawn, I broke it off with her to focus on winning Dawn's affection.
Around week two, I invited Dawn to lunch with a group again, but they were going somewhere Dawn did not like. So, instead she and I went to a pizza buffet, and that was our first one-on-one date. It was awesome! I had her full attention, and she definitely had mine. We laughed, got to know each other, and by the end of it I could not stop thinking about her.
Fast-forward a couple of weeks, it was quitting time, and Dawn and I walked out together. I walked her to her truck, and we chatted a bit. I told her I wanted to kiss her, but I didn't know whether she wanted that or not. She said, "Why don't you kiss me and find out!", so I did. Oh my God... that was the most passionate kiss I had ever had and clearly she DID want to kiss me! That was Thursday.
Friday came and went as normal...
On Saturday, I got up around 10:30am with no plans for the day. Around 11:00, there was a knock on my door. I was not expecting company, but I answered the door. When I opened the door, there stood Dawn. She was wearing a peasant shirt (open midriff) and short shorts. I was taken aback and said, "Hey, what are you doing here?". She responded "Can I come in?" I said, "Of course". I welcomed her in and gave her a quick tour of my modest home. I ended with my bedroom. As we entered the room, she turned to face me and replicated the kiss from two days ago. As we ended our kiss, she took off her shirt and the only thing between those big beautiful breasts and me was a soft bra! That came off quickly, and there I was face to face with the best looking set of boobs I had ever seen! Right about then, there was another knock on my front door...
I had to go to the door, despite my current situation. When I opened it, my uncle and cousin were there. He said "Hey, can we kill a few minutes here? We are seeing a movie and we got here early." (We lived a few blocks from the movie theater) Remember, I had the sexiest woman I had ever met partially nude in my bedroom... and this guy wants to just come in unannounced and kill time.
I said, "Um, sure, okay," and they came into the house. We sat at the dining room table, and shortly afterwards, Dawn came out of the hallway from my room, now fully dressed again. I made awkward intros. My uncle gave me a weird smile and rather than leaving (as I would have hoped), he decided to stay for a while (Thanks Uncle Bill). Thankfully they already had tickets to the movie, so the awkwardness (i.e. cock-blocking) only lasted about 15 minutes.
Once my damn uncle and cousin cleared out, Dawn and I went back to my bedroom, and I'll be damned if I did not get a phone call (wicked fate). My job occasionally involved weekend work, so I had to answer. While I was on the phone, Dawn got completely nude as I watched her undress. Remember, this woman was a goddess I had fantasized about for weeks and I was getting to watch her slowly strip down to nothing and lie on MY BED while I took a phone call.
By the time I wrapped up my call, she was completely nude, looking unbelievable and lying on her right side facing me. I did not know what to say; I was clearly hard/erect and was running through in my mind what to say or do right then. Here is what I said: "My God, you have a perfect figure". Her response was "Why don't you come over here and play with it?" Her remark became a tenet in my life...
I removed my clothes as fast as I could, and crawled to her across the bed to embrace the woman I had fantasized about for the past few weeks, the entire time thinking "I hope I don't wake up from this dream". I got to kiss and fondle the best nude female figure I had ever imagined for over 30 minutes. I became familiar with every inch of her body and took a mental inventory of her favorite areas and how she liked them embraced. During this time, she was doing the same thing to me! This was the most fun I had up to that point in my life!
After my thorough exploration of her body, she rolled me over and started to mount me cow girl style. I asked "should I get a condom?" Her response was "I am on birth control if that is what you are worried about". I said "yep that is it!" and she grabbed my dick and slowly slid down upon it staring deeply into my eyes the entire time.
So, my bed at that time was custom-made and round, featuring a sideways football-shaped section that hung over the main bed, allowing you to lie down and watch TV looking straight up if you wanted.
So, as Dawn was mounting me she hit her head on the TV screen! It made for a funny interruption to our activities, but it did not detract from the intensity of the moment. She rode me for over 5 minutes then rolled to my right without letting my dick pull away from her. Now I was on top! I grabbed her firmly and drove away at her for around 8-10 minutes enjoying every thrust. I stopped and kissed her deeply a number of times and kept remembering that first kiss just two days earlier. We did every position I could think of (doggey, missionary, standing, etc) and ended up having sex for around 4 hours that day before I could not hold out any longer and finally let loose inside of her.
At that time, I was semi-standing while she was on the bed on her back taking every thrust. After I finally came, we looked deeply into each other's eyes and shared a quiet moment. I was the first one to speak, and I said, "I could easily see myself falling in love with you, Dawn." Her response was "I could easily see myself falling in love with you too, Rock!". And we were married 3 years later!
Now decades into a successful marriage, we have had the best sex lives of any couple we have known along the way. Many friends have asked to see nude pics of Dawn and have even offered money, but we have always declined...until February of 2026 when we started posting nude pics on TODP, Fansly, OnlyFans, etc... and that has been its own kind of fun! We are planning a nude beach trip soon, so watch out for that post/dare!
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