11/11/2025
In my mid-late 20s wedding heyday, I had several wedding hookups, and came to love them--there's just something so hot about a bunch of friends and friends-of-friends getting dressed up to the nines and celebrating love. But now that I'm in my late 30s, the weddings have dried up a bit and the ones I go to don't have as many single people. C'est la vie.
But this weekend, I went to a wedding of a friend who is about ten years younger. I didn't know many other people there, but went stag anyway. It was a GREAT party and it wasn't long before I realized there were a couple of fun single girls there. One was a little thicker, with boobs popping out of her dress. One was brunette and cute, and one was tall and skinny with short hair and a cute orange jumpsuit (not prisoner style haha).
I danced with all three roughly equally for a while, and the drinks were flowing. Eventually the first two kind of backed off and I danced more and more with jumpsuit. I mentioned that her friends disappeared and she leaned into my ear and said "I told them to back off because I really need this." So clearly, it was on.
We had fun at the after party and then she was stumbling through asking if I wanted to come back to her apartment, because she lived nearby. I just laughed, because I had a nice hotel room, and what else are wedding hotel rooms for?
I'll tell you what wedding hotels are for. They're for sliding the straps of the jumpsuit down and peeling off the sticky bra and sucking nipples and wriggling it over her hips and tugging aside her thong and eating her out from behind facing big windows onto the city. They're for freeing my throbbing cock from my suit pants and getting sucked off slowly before flipping her around and fucking her from behind.
They're about running out of condoms but keeping going because IUDs are so clutch. They're about three times that night and twice again in the morning before she walk of shamed home to change and then we pretended like it never happened at the post-wedding brunch, just reverting to friendly flirtiness as if we hadn't used each other all night.
In other words, weddings are perfect.
Poster:
DareEnjoyer