27/06/2025
My wife says I'm an exhibitionist. I’m not sure if I really am or not. I don’t like wearing typical men's swimwear, opting for more “European” styles. My favorite being the Brazilian Board shorts, basically a speedo with the lower half of my ass exposed, or wang jiang thongs.
Neither are family friendly, at least I don’t wear them around my sons. I see women wearing them around their kids all the time.
I like to keep my ass brown on the bottom and white at the top. I go to the local lake and tan in the mornings before I start my work day if I can swing it in time before it gets too crowded with all the mothers and their young children.
Anyway I talked my wife into joining me a few mornings ago. She's really the reason I started wearing them. She has body image issues. Neither of us are the “picture of health and vigor” but we aren’t the beached whales either. She wears swim shorts and tankini too and still wears a cover until she actually touches the water. I decided I needed to be the distraction. Chubby guy in a banana hammock walking to the water usually has the car wreck effect, can’t look away, while she slips past and doesn't feel like the center of attention.
When we arrive there are two school busses parked with kids all over the south end of the beach. We drive to the next parking lot which is much more sparsely peopled. We pick a spot and spread out our stuff. She lays down and begins to tan. She's well covered as I described above… I ask, “Can you handle this,” and show her the wangJiang thing I was wearing.
“Oh God, I should have known.”
“Well?”
She looks around, “you be you, boo”
I get more exposed and lay down. I hear her giggling. I look at her and can tell she's excited by the “naughtyness.” give me you camera.”
“Why?”
“I gotta take a picture of this”
She takes a few, with me and selfie by herself.
We lay there an hour or maybe 45 minutes and it all she can stand. “I need to get in the water. It's hot”
We walk down and cool off on the water, shoulder depth. I take the opportunity to get naked. Takes her a few minutes to make this discovery. Meanwhile new people are arriving and beginning to fill the beach.
“Wouldn’t it serve you right if you lost your suit?”
I didn’t. “wouldn't it be funny if your tits fell out?”
I did manage to convince her to pull her top up and let them float freely in the water for a little bit, but not long. Managed to get her shorts halfway down as well but they went right back up. We missed and I played with her ass while she pressed her tits into my chest. She cupped my balls. It was a good time.
“We need to go to a nude beach”
“No way, I don’t have a body anyone wants to see”
She does, “Have you seen a nude beach? That's most people there.” No more argument, but no yes either. Anybody know a good beach for newbies?
We leave, time passes.
It's hot in the house and she goes to bed early. When I come to bed I find her in nothing but her panties, my favorite way to find her. But she is asleep. No sexy time for me.
I lay down beside her and pet her back. As I get to her ass, I hook a finger in the elastic and give them a light tug. She tries to suppress a giggle. She rolls onto her side and presses her ass against me.
Something happens downstairs, I go investigate. I come back and shut the bedroom door and lock it. I climb back into bed and whisper, “doors locked,” I say.
“No shit. The squeak probably woke the kids”
“Better that than what they're about to hear”
She rolls to her back, I slide her panties off. We lock lips, my face, her pussy. She is already wet though. I think the morning events have lingered in her mind. I stay in place munching away, fucking her with my tongue until she comes on my face, squeezing my head between her thighs.
When she lets me go, I scoot up and replace my tongue with my dick and start to get mine. “I’m too tired for this,” and she gets on her hands and knees and presses her ass into my dick. I pound her ass all I can, but it doesn’t take long before I'm coating the inside with my spunk.
She lay back down, snuggle in beside her, “want me to find a nude beach?”
“Zzzz”
The last few days she's had a glint in her eye so maybe she's considering it.
Let me know where to go. Somewhere in the southeast, not Miami though. It is too well known.