08/01/2025
My university has a tradition where the students do a naked mile run after finals. I never took part in my first three years but in my senior year I decided what the heck let's do it.
So the night came and I was really nervous and almost backed out but once everyone started removing their clothes I removed mine as well.
I planned on running in the middle of the crowd of runners to limit anyone seeing me in great detail. We ran up a flight of stairs and through the second floor of the library. I saw someone taking pictures for the student union website so I quickly stopped and hid behind a shelf.
This turned out to be the worst decision ever. I didn't realize I was so close to the back of the crowd and now nobody was behind me. I quickly decided to run out from behind the shelf and try to catch up.
The photographer was gone luckily and now I was headed down the stairs. Both of my hands were on the stair railings and then something super embarrassing happened. At the bottom of the stairs was a flashing camera and A STUDENT UNION PHOTOGRAPHER.
She caught me full front view nude in all my glory then I turned to go out the library door and guess what ANOTHER STUDENT UNION PHOTOGRAPHER and again full nude and caught.
Then I turned a corner and omg ANOTHER PHOTOGRAPHER. since I was alone I was getting caught fully naked and exposed. Then when I got back to where my clothes should have been they were gone.
I then had to run back all the way to my dorm in the nude. Passing many non nude people along the way. A few days later and I was pictured all over the student union website and was even featured as their "runner of the year" all the guys at school saw my nudes!
To make matters worse my mom's friend checked the website when she heard their was a photo album. I was getting a ride from her one day in the car and she said "I saw you went jogging recently" and laughed.
She told me she wouldn't tell my mom about my nudes being all over the internet. Least I'm graduated now and own my own clothing store!