This is not by far the wildest place were I had sex but it was for sure the most dangerous place for me. An old girlfriend (now my wife of 15 years) and me decided to have sex under her dining room table because it was late and her parents were upstairs sleeping. We just finished having fun when suddenly the front door opens and someone walks in we peek out from under the table and realize its her father coming home from work late(police officer). Now I feel my heart pounding in my neck. I look over to my girlfirend and she has tears pouring down her face. We hear her father in the kitchen putting his dinner in th microwave then he brings it and sits down at the table and starts to eat. I guess he couldn't see us cause there a table that came down almost half way. Now I was one of those people that when I get nervous I start to laugh, So here I am biting on my bottom lip from keep laughing with my wife crying butt naked under her table with her father eating which seem for hours. I guess 20 min or so passed and he got up and we heard him in the bathroom. With that I'm here today to share this story.
Luke/Tara
