Hello Everyone,
The wife and I recently took a little get away. Stayed with some friends in my old hometown. Let me tell you, it was fun. Attached are some pictures we hope you all enjoy. The first couple are from a walk we took in the woods. As we were walking we pulled into a small clearing and I slyfully pulled my camera out of my pocket and gave her my best "take it off baby" face. At first she was like "oh really, you expect me to do just get naked like that?" But soon she was pulling clothes left and right, up and down. Oh it was hot. Sex that night was amazing. But this isn't my main story for this post. So i'll get to the adventure. =P
That night, as we were laying in bed, we started talking about anal. Of course you can't have anal without luberacation, so I started to get dressed to head down to the local Wal-mart. My wife playfully looked at me and made a joke about getting a bottle of KY, a box of condoms, and a single cucumber. One of those "let's see how bad we can freak out the cashier" kind of things. Of course she was joking. It's a small town and we know people. Alot of them. But I figured I'd one up her joke with one of my own. So I show up at the store and grab a bottle of KY, a box of condoms (magnums, for the effect), and the biggest cucumber I could find. When I set my stuff on the checkout belt the couple in front of me looked back at my items and were immediately shocked. Next came the best part, I knew the cashier. She couldn't even look me in the eyes as she handed me my items. I thought it was hilarious.
So I get home and toss the bag of goods to my wife. The look on her face when she realized what was in the bag was priceless. As per agreement we had regular sex before we tried the anal. We both got off and I went for a small break to grab a bite to eat. As I was diggin' in the kitchen, I got a text on my phone. It was from my wife telling me how wonderful the cucumber looked as a dildo. To which I demanded that since I payed for it, I should be the one to use it. So I finished my snack and hurried to the bedroom. As she went down on my I lightly fingered the folds of her glorious vagina until I thought she was ready for the cucumber. Than I put a generious spot of KY on the end of the cucumber and slowly started rubbing it against the outside of ther vagina. Than I slid the end of it in slowly, pulled it out and than slid it in again only farther. She was loving it and I was loving what she was doing to my penis in response. Soon I was putting the whole cucumber as far into her as it would go and twisting it and churning it in circles. I could tell by the look on her face that she was loving it. Thank goodness I managed to get some pictures. I would hate for all you to miss the best part. We did eventually get around to anal. It was alright, but we got interupted by the arrival of our friends from the bar, so we didn't get to finish. It happens.
Keep the feedback coming everyone. We both love it. Be back soon y'all.
Sincerely,
fun couple - radioactivemeatwad @ yahoo.com
