It's a new year so of course our resolution is to get back in the gym. The wife is a great motivator, she promised me if I could beat my best bench press record she would workout for 10 minutes without pants on.
Of course I beat it.
She took her pants off then after one exercise decided she might as well not wear anything. There were four other people in the gym at the time. They never saw a thing. They were glued to their cellphones the whole time.
